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So, after much growling, bitching, potions, and pushing until I thought I might DIE.

He's here!

10 POUNDS, 3 OUNCES of mooshy baby boy. No, he wasn't overdue at ALL. Fucking huge kid.

But he's here. And I'm happy.

Goosey? Don't bring Mummy dead things. It makes her scream and flail.

Goosey? Don't bring Mummy HALF-dead things. It makes her scream, flail, and climb up on counters to get away from you.

Goosey? Don't bring Mummy STILL ALIVE THINGS. It makes her run and hide.

You're lucky I love you. And that Daddy will take care of dead, half-dead, and still alive things.

I maaaaaay have just punched someone. She thought she could play groupie by throwing herself at roadies. Mmhmm. One step in the wrong direction and... yeah, she's gonna be hurting for the next couple of days.

Oops? Or not. Don't worry, she didn't even get a hand up to defend herself. If she had tried, I would have been hexing her instead.

i.e. Vic's being smart and not taking risks, okay? Okay.

Oakland, California
6 months in the future

( I really need to stop letting future me write things... )

*note sent by owl to Mum and Dad*

Back to the mountains. Love you both.

Things just... got too serious.

I got scared.

I hate this.

I got Goosy and we're running.

-Vic

Is it really wrong that I'm having the best sex of my bloody life the last day and a half or so? Because YUM. Ahem. I don't know why I felt the need to say that here, but yeah.

I hurt. But it's the world's best hurt. Nummy.

Mum and Dad:

Running through the mountains is awesome. Met up with some really great people. I miss the family, but this is great so far. Communing with nature. Amused really. Going to Wisconsin next week. Just to go.

Vic

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Mum,

Sending you a huge package in three days. Have to wait until I get the last thing for it. Tell Dad I send my love. Give everyone hugs. Love you loads. Will send the siblings all something in the package too. Dad gets his own package in a couple of weeks. I will tuck in round of really good cheese for him. Tell him I said don't get constipated from it. ;D

Victoria

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Mum and Dad-

Greetings from St. Louis. I'm sending two snow globes. One has the St. Louis Arch in it, and the other is dragons. Give that one to Mer for me, please. I charmed it so the dragons fly around and the snow never stops flowing around them.

Vic

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Dad-

Hope you liked your gifts. I miss you too. I'm sorry I can't keep the stupid computers working when I buy them, but such is life. I like writing to you too. Can't write much. We're (and by "we" I mean me and a new friend) heading out to go clubbing. She's tapping her foot at me.

Love you. Be good.

Vic

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Sorry I've not been writing. Got a job. SHOCK. Met a guy. Don't worry. I'm being careful. Enough. Don't give me that look.

Love you.

-V

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Dad

I know I deserve better. That's why I told him to fuck off. I told him I had a Dad and a Daddy and a bunch of uncles and brothers that wouldn't hesitate to be sure he never did anything like that again, if not "never do anything, EVER" again. I think he got the point. Goosey mouths "mrow". It means hi. I spelled her silent. She's in heat and driving me mad. Anyway. Hug everyone. Running out of space. <3

-V

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Mum

No he's not hit me again. I think he actually did learn his lesson. Stop mother-henning at me, woman. At least he's more age-appropriate than the last guy I was boning regularly.

V

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Dad

Boys suck.

That's all I have to say.

-a very sad and grouchy Vic

Quit my job, and now I'm off on a new adventure.

Bob and I have an understanding. He's not to contact me. It's better that way.

I should just start fucking roadies. Seriously.

When did my life become so FUCKING complicated.

Seriously.

Bob and I got caught by his secretary. She's threatening to tell Mrs. Bob.

He's offering to divorce her to be with me.

I DO NOT WANT HIM LIKE THAT. FREE BOB IS NOT THE BOB I WANT.

I want the juicy illicit affair.

Bob. Is. Not. The. Love. Of. My. Life.

JESUS AND MERLIN.

This is NOT okay.

Boss=prick.

If only he weren't so bloody good looking.

WHY DO MEN SUCK THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING?


His desk, however? VERY fun.

Hee.